Bihar Driving License
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DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM
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NOTE: Please do not Soot the person at the applikason kounter.
He will give you the licen.

For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.

1. Last name:

(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dot no

(Check karet box)

2. First name:

(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dot no

(Check karet box)

3. Age:

(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dot no

(Check karet box)

4. Sex: ____ M _____ P(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable

5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right

6.Occupason:

(_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_)
Un-employed

(Check karet box)

7. Number of children libing in the household: ___

8. Number that are yours: ___

9. Mather name: ______________________

10. Phather Name: ____________________ (If not no, leave blank)

11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circ le highest grade completed)

12. Dental rekard:

(_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other
-__________ Give egjhakt color

(Check karet box)

13.Your thumb imparesson :
____________________________

(** If you are copying from another applikason pharom, please do
not copy thumb impression also. Please provide your own thumb
impression
.)

PELEASE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS

Use thumb on y our lepht hand only. If you dont have le pht hand,
use your thumb on rig ht hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb
on lepht hand.

NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE.

WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East
assignment.

A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?”

The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was
very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually
unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So,
I planned to convey the message through 3 posters...

First poster, a man crawling through the hot desert sand... totally
exhausted and fainting. Second, the man is drinking our Cola and Third,
our man is now totally refreshed. Then these posters were pasted all over
the place"

"That should have worked," said the friend.

The salesman replied, "Well, not only did I not speak Arabic, I also
didn't realize that Arabs read from right to left..."

xD 11... lolz...
wats the use of smurfing actually ?

oh ok so thats how it is

Once a woman met her friend after a long time. She asked her frnd abt the prime problem she was having in her life. "How does ur husband come home sharp at 9'o clock in the night?". Her frnd replied "Simple. On 1st night i made a rule -- from now on, sex will be done at 9:30 every night.. whether u r here or not !"

CSK_DarK-IllusioN wrote:xD 11... lolz...
wats the use of smurfing actually ?

after kiking u feel for it..new smurf getting rdy.. :cat:

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money.

Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'

The man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.'
The robber then shot him in the temple , killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'

The man replied, 'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!'

CSK_Sniper wrote:A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money.

Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'

The man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.'
The robber then shot him in the temple , killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'

The man replied, 'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!'

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11
xD ROFL
very nice

want jokes? there's a whole lot of em here:

http://www.marcellosendos.ch/comics/ch/

I man was running on the road .. a car came and killed him....!!!