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    Share ur Laughs here

    Post by Admin on Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:02 pm

    all types of jokes are encouraged......

    Feel free to post JOkes n make others taunt 11
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    Young gal wishing a genie

    Post by _CsK_ImDrG_ on Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:04 pm

    Women · Men · Peace · War
    A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was going to receive the usual three wishes.

    The Genie said, "Nope ... due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So ... what'll it be?"

    The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."

    The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Gadzooks, lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good, but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."

    The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is good in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for ... a good mate."

    The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Let me see that fucking map!"


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    WTF??????? but i cant stop my laughs!

    Post by _CsK_ImDrG_ on Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:09 pm

    Prostitute asked Plastic Surgeon 2 make another hole for her.
    Surgeon was surprised & asked Y?
    She answered : Business is good, so opening a new branch....


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    Post by -|CsK|-IllusioN on Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:48 pm

    11... Laughing Laughing ... nice ones Smile

    smart boy...
    A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
    Unknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
    Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.
    The boy now has company.

    Boy: Dark in here..
    Man: Yes it is.
    Boy: I have a baseball.
    Man: That's nice.
    Boy: Want to buy it?
    Man: No, thanks.
    Boy: My dad's outside.
    Man: OK, how much?
    Boy: $250.

    In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover
    are in the closet together.

    Boy: Dark in here.
    Man: Yes, it is.
    Boy: I have a baseball glove.
    Man: How much?
    Boy: $750.
    Man: Fine.

    A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball." The boy say! s, "I can't. I
    sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says, "$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that, that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

    They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

    The boy says, "Dark in here." the priest says, "Don't start that shit again."
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    Post by _CsK_ImDrG_ on Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:50 pm

    11 omg 11


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    Re: Share ur Laughs here

    Post by -|CsK|-IllusioN on Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:05 am

    NUDITY

    I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved.

    She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"
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    Post by _CsK_ImDrG_ on Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:41 am

    booo coudnt get though.... so some gud english ppl Explain... coz i love adult jokes Embarassed


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    Post by -|CsK|-IllusioN on Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:25 am

    OMG.. me not good in english. well but i guess i wil try to explain
    the gal is naked, n the kid is talkin bout no seat belts. 4get tht. hell, no clothes yaar Razz

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    Post by Admin on Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:51 am

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    Post by _CsK_Bluewolf on Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:33 pm

    machi DRG dnt say it as ur copy its my own....


    there was a boy in city who was going to church everyday...the church was situated outside the city which been separated by small river..so he have to took a long route to go to church everyday..one day GOD appeared before him and asked him to say a wish...


    GOD:boy say a wish
    BOY:GOD ,since there is river in between i have to take a long route ..which been difficult so i want a bridge in between..to connect it..
    GOD:It is very difficult my son since the plain is not so smooth..so ask me another one..
    BOY:k..GOD..let me have the power of knowing WOMEN MIND ...
    GOD:HOW MANY LANES U WANT FOR THE BRIDGE

    The story explain tat it is very difficult to understand a WOMEN MIND...

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    Post by Admin on Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:49 pm

    Arrow Lamer Bluwolf Razz
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    Real 11 Which happened in Bluewolf life.....

    Post by _CsK_ImDrG_ on Sun Nov 09, 2008 1:07 pm

    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about protection and doing it. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be very busy, it being his first time and all.

    That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in." The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy still deep in prayer with his head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to her boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so religious." The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."


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    Post by -|CsK|-IllusioN on Sun Nov 09, 2008 2:37 pm

    11 Very Happy ... nice ones Smile

    A man sees a woman getting chased by a dog in chandni chowk area of New Delhi.

    When the dog is about to bite the woman, the man intervenes and kicks
    the dog.

    A Times of India reporter was seeing all this.

    He said "That was great.

    I'll definitely publish this in our newspaper.

    Tomorrow the headline will be 'LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM A DOG'."

    The man replied "Thank you, but I'm not from here. I am from US".

    Reporter said " OK. Then the headline will be US CITIZEN SAVES WOMAN
    FROM A DOG".

    Man: Actually, I live in US but I'm not a US citizen.

    I'm a Pakistani national by origin".

    Next day, the headline in the paper read

    .....

    .....

    .....

    .....
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    Pakistani Terrorist ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG
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    Post by -|CsK|-IllusioN on Sun Nov 09, 2008 2:39 pm

    'Now then,' said the warden addressing the three instigators of a failed prison riot. 'I would like to know two things.

    First: Why did you revolt?
    Second: How did you get out of your cell?'

    One of the three men stepped forward, 'Warden, we rebelled because the food is awful.'

    Warden: 'I see. And the cell? What did you use to break the bars?'

    Replied the spokesman, 'Toast....
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    Post by _CsK_ImDrG_ on Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:07 am

    lol! lol! lol!


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    Post by -|CsK|-IllusioN on Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:11 am

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    Post by _CsK_ImDrG_ on Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:28 pm

    ah ha.... nice one.. 1111111
    11

    but i took much time to get it into my mind!


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    Re: Share ur Laughs here

    Post by -|CsK|-IllusioN on Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:14 am

    A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East
    assignment.

    A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?”

    The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was
    very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually
    unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So,
    I planned to convey the message through 3 posters...

    First poster, a man crawling through the hot desert sand... totally
    exhausted and fainting. Second, the man is drinking our Cola and Third,
    our man is now totally refreshed. Then these posters were pasted all over
    the place"

    "That should have worked," said the friend.

    The salesman replied, "Well, not only did I not speak Arabic, I also
    didn't realize that Arabs read from right to left..."
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    This happened Midnight!

    Post by _CsK_ImDrG_ on Sun Nov 16, 2008 10:28 am

    in Hamachi>>->

    CSK_Killer is online

    i saw him but eventually i dint disturb him thinking that he will be gmaing

    Later after 5min

    CSK_Killer: hi

    DRG: hiiiii

    Killer: im killer

    DRG: yea i knw that.

    Killer: Really im killer

    DRG: ya i knw it very well

    Killer: im Smurfing

    DRG: 1111
    111

    KIller: wat?

    DRG: ur name isnt changed yet! 11
    Some hamachi problem man
    11111111 Dont say ur smurfing 11

    Killer: xD 11

    DRG: heheheheee

    hehehe y am i posting it, once me n hellrazer talked thru hamachi the same way..... i told him im smurfing but he guessed me right....... then he said ur name hasnt changed yet u nooob DRG 11 Embarassed 1111111 then i realized Hamachi Updating sux! 111


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    Post by -|CsK|-IllusioN on Sun Nov 16, 2008 11:23 pm

    xD 11... lolz... Razz
    wats the use of smurfing actually ?
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    Post by _CsK_ImDrG_ on Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:27 am

    u get tooo many DC so u lose badly....... ur rating will kik ur fame along wid ur name Razz

    so ppl smurf n play games coz who will bother getting DC or losing games...... because no one knws who ur and who is gonna bother abt u.....

    11111....... but Some Gay's smurf to kik ass of pro Just like one in our clan..... 11111 wid a wolf blue in colour Razz :d


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    Post by -|CsK|-IllusioN on Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:57 pm

    oh ok so thats how it is Razz
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    Post by CSK_Sniper on Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:55 am

    Once a woman met her friend after a long time. She asked her frnd abt the prime problem she was having in her life. "How does ur husband come home sharp at 9'o clock in the night?". Her frnd replied "Simple. On 1st night i made a rule -- from now on, sex will be done at 9:30 every night.. whether u r here or not !" drunken
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    Post by Minerva on Tue Dec 02, 2008 7:41 pm

    lol!
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    Post by _CsK_Bluewolf on Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:42 pm

    CSK_DarK-IllusioN wrote:xD 11... lolz... Razz
    wats the use of smurfing actually ?


    after kiking u feel for it..new smurf getting rdy.. 🐱


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