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Raze2dust wrote:but decent jokes aren't funny enough

we have many funny things in aoe also
i laugh when build order sux etc... - even if angry

lolz

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I think joke is not nessery in AOC clan site... ya if you feel that thier is somthing very laughing in the aoe . than put that .. !!!

HI CsK dudes.... as our clan growing better, cewrtain things have to be maintained properly inorder to make the clan pure and Roxing... some new duties have been alotted to respective members as follows....

Trial = Bluewolf and DAG
Recorded Games = Assassin and Kill3r
Tournaments = Sniper

gl guyz....

realy . I mean that Admin gave Trial work to bluewolf and DAG(ME)




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CSK_DAG wrote:I think joke is not nessery in AOC clan site... ya if you feel that thier is somthing very laughing in the aoe . than put that .. !!!

exactly.. jokes thread started for fun but started becoming more and more profane..

ya I think putting jokes are useless.. as all just copy them from anywhere

punnaku wrote:1st person from csk to come to know that im pj king



wait a min

he isn't a csk

what isnt , he is /....... _CsK_Junkie

whats p g means in your google nickname

read somewhere now

10 Reasons Why Superheroes Would Fail In India

++No superhero can fly freely in India. Electricity cables are a mess. Even if you are able to fly high in the sky, once you come down to actually getting hold of the bad guy, you’ll get stuck in electricity cables and eventually die (provided there is no power cut at that time).

++ You can’t change clothes in a phone booth. No legal implications here but we just don’t have phone booths like those in US.

++ You are not allowed to kiss in public in India. So when you save a hot chick you don’t get a chance to get hanky panky with her.

++ Wearing underwear the other way will attract a legal notice. Even if you are an ugly guy and no one cares about your underwear, the Government is strict on anything immoral and spoiling the youth (Rakhi Sawant is exempted, she doesn’t come under the superhero category).

++ A superhero will have to apply for a license from the Government of India. Once a lot of superheros crop up, the Government plans to setup a committee that will look into these legal matters of trademark registrations, costume designs etc. This is just to regulate the superhero traffic.


++ Crappy news channels would always be frying your superhero *** with round the clock stupid interview rounds, news items, debates etc. A change in the color of your underwear would be news to them.

++ Fighting crime is not anyone’s cup of tea in India. A superhero will have to deal with really bad guys and trust me it’s gonna be a hard job.

++ We’re a billion people. One superhero will really need to sweat it out to help all of our asses. Superheros don’t get along well with one another. So a lot of superheros would mean, a lot more trouble.

++ The entire set of morons from Bollywood would go crazy to feature a superhero in one of their movies. Even the idea of something like this could put a great superhero in depression.

++ Being a superhero you’ll be invited to this show called Bigg Boss and you’ll be locked up inside a house with some other lazy, creepy, boring and good for nothing asses

11111111 ^^

these 2 are best quotes here
ąğĦă√ Ň ρядşǻĐ [manage]
indian unique unit should be a politician !

attacks military units using gun ... converts villagers .... grenades on buildins !

slow moving ... slow doing ... instant creation ... have no discipline (go helter skelter like vills)

when at his last hp ... uses the ultimate weapon ..... CASH(to convert) ... then vanishes !!!!


Hari [manage]
No....politician should have these attributes:
1. They are free...no creation time, and available on every building.
2. In fact, if you don't have buildings, you can still press Ctrl+P and get politicians
3. Even if you don't create, they will drop in at random times..and you'll get housed for no mistake of yours.
4. They can't be deleted.
5. They wont obey your orders.
6. Will irritate the poor villagers by asking them for votes....poor vils won't be able to work because of politicians..

(by two different players)

omfg....

rofl

you

forget about fighting the enemy.

they'll keep irritating our villies for votes, organise bandhs, etc.

so effectively indian civ will have -15% work rate(opposite of persia and japan)




btw why does the persian army have elephant as its unique unit. there are no elephants in persia ffs. how will elephant survive in iran? by eating rocks

lol ...

btw the pro taught came from our junkie

@ punn
gud one

lol elephants survive not by "eating rocks"
it rox in eating ...11

11

yeah.....Emperor Babur used to send elephants from India to Persia..

Although the natural habitat of elephants was in India, only the Persians actually used them to full potential in wars. Elephant drain? 11

mughals + delhi sultanate suxx


made india lagg in technological development by 1k years

lol....was better than the existing empire full of infighting..
at least India was United under Mughals..big achievement, all rules before Aurangzeb were good IMO..British couldn't have even touched India if it wasn't for Aurangzeb.
The Chauhan dynasty was also good..but Prithviraj Chauhan noob defeated but still forgave Mohammad Ghori twice..third time Ghori took over India and looted us badly

britons looted most countries

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The chance to know about yourself like your character etc. without spending a money. This test was devised by a famous team of psychologists from a british university.









Here it is.....














Imagine you walked into a small hut by the river in the jungle. You pushed open the door, in front of you were 7 small beds to the right of the hut, and another 7 small chairs surrounding a small round table. In the middle of the table was a round food tray with 5 kinds of fruit in it.

There are:
a. Apple b. Banana c. Strawberry d. Peach e.Orange









Which fruit will u choose?













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a. if you chosen apple:
that means you are a person who loves to eat apple







b. if you chosen banana: that means you are a person
who loves to eat banana







c. if you chosen strawberry: that means you are a
person who loves to eat strawberry






d. if you chosen peach: that means you are a person
who loves to eat peach







e. if you chosen orange: that means you are a person
who loves to eat orange





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