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Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her first-grade pupils.




"Johnny, what is your problem?"




Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"




Ms Brooks had had enough, so she took Johnny to the principal's office.




The principal agreed that he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.




"What is three times three?" .
"Nine, Sir."







And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looked at Ms Brooks and said, "I think Johnny can go to third grade! He seems smart enough."







Ms Brooks said to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"






The principal and Johnny both agreed. .






Ms Brooks asked, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"














Johnny, after a moment, answered "Legs, Ma'am"













"What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"










"Pockets!"













"OK, what does a dog do that a man steps into?"














"Pants."













"What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"

























"Coconut. !"





























"What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"









































The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Johnny was taking charge.








































"Bubblegum!"

















































"What does a man do standing up, a woman does! sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"



















"Shake hands, Ma'am."















































"Now for some "Who am I" sort of questions, OK? First one. You stick your poles inside me, you tie me down to get me up, and I get wet before you do."






















































Johnny, quick as ever, answered, "Tent!"





























"OK, a finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first."



























































The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.


















But Johnny was on the ball with "Wedding Ring!"





























"I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good."



























"Nose."







































"Right, I have a stiff shaft, my tip penetrates, and I come with a quiver."
















































"Arrow."

































"Good, now for the last one. What word starts with an 'F', ends in K', and means a lot of heat and excitement?"




















































"Fire truck, Ma'am!"






















The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send him to university!!!!, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"









don't take this wrong ..

lolzz.. very clever.. i dunno most of the principal's original answers but its clear that johnny's answers were not at all expected by his princy and teacher..
@Admin, make daG the admin to jokes section.. 11

Bihari Essay "Indian Cow" (PLS GO THROUGH THIS!!)


You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this. This is a true essay written by a Bihari candidate at the UPSC Examinations. The candidate has written an essay on the Indian cow:

Indian Cow
HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed, And because he is female, he give milks, [ but will do so when he is got child.] He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. [ horses dont have any such attachment]



What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species, Also his other motion.. gober] is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes[like Pizza] , in hand and drying in the sun.

Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it.


The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts . His eyes and nose are like his other relatives. This is the cow.......


We are informed that the candidate somehow passed the exam, and is now is bihar in somewhere..[sorry somewhere in Bihar]

Suhas unbeatable as always.. but wtf? Dag pushed to no.3?????? Admin plz ban the top 3 posters to control spam.. 11

why is sniper missing from the top 3


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btw where is the pro raze 2 dust

seems to have disappeared

:@

hari uninstalled aoc n igz he told he got some work so gg

CsK_daG wrote:Bihari Essay "Indian Cow" (PLS GO THROUGH THIS!!)


You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this. This is a true essay written by a Bihari candidate at the UPSC Examinations. The candidate has written an essay on the Indian cow:

Indian Cow
HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed, And because he is female, he give milks, [ but will do so when he is got child.] He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. [ horses dont have any such attachment]



What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species, Also his other motion.. gober] is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes[like Pizza] , in hand and drying in the sun.

Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it.


The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts . His eyes and nose are like his other relatives. This is the cow.......


We are informed that the candidate somehow passed the exam, and is now is bihar in somewhere..[sorry somewhere in Bihar]

Very funny to read this...

punnaku wrote:why is sniper missing from the top 3 :@

thats coz i lead the anti-spam revolution of csk

so cow is like aoe player?
always used "he" for female

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To show how much you mean to me, I will do it with you...

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Om shanti Om ka dialogue Students ke andaaz mein ...



Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,,,,,



ki har teacher ne mujhe marks na dene ki saazish ki hai,,,,,



Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,,,



to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,,,,,,



Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,,,,,



end tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYYYYS ENDINGGGGS.. ....



aur agar aisa nahi hota,,,,,





toh exam abhi khatam nahi hua,


.


SUPPLEMENTARY abhi baaki hai mere dost........ ........ ha ha ha.












"33 marks ki kimat,

tum kya jaano lecturer babu.....

har student ka khwaab hota hai....33 marks.

i think drg wont read this

why

we donno hindi

over here its 35+15 ki kimaat lol

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rec explorer bug


(00:27:01) _CsK_Bluewolf: die now
(00:27:04) _CsK_ImDrG: 1
(00:27:06) _CsK_Bluewolf: those knts
(00:27:06) _CsK_ImDrG: 11111
(00:27:10) _CsK_Bluewolf: now i know
(00:27:17) _CsK_Bluewolf: it went ur side
(00:27:45) _CsK_Bluewolf: guys tell me wen ur tc dead
(00:27:48) _CsK_Bluewolf: let say gg
(00:27:50) <All>_CsK_ImDrG: happy?
(00:27:52) _CsK_ImDrG: 1
(00:27:57) <All>_CsK_ImDrG: GG
(00:27:57) +StorM_Country advanced to the Castle Age.
(00:28:00) _CsK_Suhas: 2
(00:28:01) <All>+StorM_Country: gg
(00:28:01) _CsK_Bluewolf: otherise it wont be nice
(00:28:05) <All>StorM_Blizzard: gg
(00:28:07) _CsK_Suhas: 11
(00:28:10) <All>StorM_SorcK: gg
(00:28:11) _CsK_ImDrG resigned.
(00:28:12) <All>_CsK_Bluewolf: gg
(00:28:20) _CsK_Bluewolf resigned.
(311:45:34) _CsK_Suhas resigned.

CSK_Suhas wrote:rec explorer bug


(00:27:01) _CsK_Bluewolf: die now
(00:27:04) _CsK_ImDrG: 1
(00:27:06) _CsK_Bluewolf: those knts
(00:27:06) _CsK_ImDrG: 11111
(00:27:10) _CsK_Bluewolf: now i know
(00:27:17) _CsK_Bluewolf: it went ur side
(00:27:45) _CsK_Bluewolf: guys tell me wen ur tc dead
(00:27:48) _CsK_Bluewolf: let say gg
(00:27:50) <All>_CsK_ImDrG: happy?
(00:27:52) _CsK_ImDrG: 1
(00:27:57) <All>_CsK_ImDrG: GG
(00:27:57) +StorM_Country advanced to the Castle Age.
(00:28:00) _CsK_Suhas: 2
(00:28:01) <All>+StorM_Country: gg
(00:28:01) _CsK_Bluewolf: otherise it wont be nice
(00:28:05) <All>StorM_Blizzard: gg
(00:28:07) _CsK_Suhas: 11
(00:28:10) <All>StorM_SorcK: gg
(00:28:11) _CsK_ImDrG resigned.
(00:28:12) <All>_CsK_Bluewolf: gg
(00:28:20) _CsK_Bluewolf resigned.
(311:45:34) _CsK_Suhas resigned.

omg u used hack and still they kick u ass xD

_CsK_ImDrG_ wrote:

CSK_Suhas wrote:rec explorer bug

(00:28:11) _CsK_ImDrG resigned.
(00:28:12) _CsK_Bluewolf: gg
(00:28:20) _CsK_Bluewolf resigned.
(311:45:34) _CsK_Suhas resigned.

omg u used hack and still they kick u ass xD

this means that i fought alone for 311 hours after you resigned noob (not noob really)

wow.....

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vijaykanth style fighting.. 11

This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!!


A few days ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Barack Obama...

The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Obama, please say 'how r u'.
Then Mr. Obama should say, 'I am fine, and you?' Now, you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do the work for you.'

It looks quite simple, but the truth is...

When Mori met Obama , he mistakenly said 'who r u?' (Instead of 'How r u?'.)

Mr. Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:
'Well, I'm Michelle's husband, ha-ha...'

Then Mori replied 'me too, ha-ha.. .'.

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.

xD