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ok guys.. lets all talk about the most hilarious ways of losing an aoc game.. i think the funniest way to gg urself is to start building a lumber camp in land nomad game and delete it to change position.. only to realize u r huns.. a frnd once did this..

same thing happens in pocket boom also. u build a tc and realize u built it at a slightly wrong place so u delete it and then bang. u have only 99 or 98 stone and can't build 3rd tc

i seen these as sniper & punnakku says

1)aztec player builds MC first than LC & deleted it & made aztecs as huns ....11
2)i built mill first when i played LN first time - save & exit
3)one guy built LC near to forage bush
4)i built barracks + houses (LN strategy) & game got drawn

no offence here.. just thot this was funny..

lmao 11

were you got a moving pladin drg

assassin's mangudai moves faster than drg's paladin ....

A little johnny joke from Indus, posted by kill3rJ..

I guess little johnny is the innocent-most character... dunno why people say bad words abt him!
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Little Johnny was 12 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend.

This he did.

The following morning, Johnny described everything to his mother. 'Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart.

'I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must of been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot.

'Finally, I found out what was making them so sick-- a big eel had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest anyway, he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. 'When Sis saw it, she got really scared -- her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake.

'Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again. '

Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor -- lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel.

'The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them.

'After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out.

'Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats -- they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet.'

His mother fainted.

i wish i had an older sister

rofl.... im reading adult joke at 4am roxxxxx 11

_CsK_ImDrG_ wrote:rofl.... im reading adult joke at 4am roxxxxx 11

adult joke?
ya drg is 18+ years(not rating ) , so he is right
but the guy in joke is 12 years , how he is adult?

lol this guy has lunch at 7:13 pm

35 min battle with eel ?
scores ? eel's rating ?

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@dag

these are adult stuffs its too much asking from a 8th standard kid..

11 rox story

punnaku wrote:i wish i had an older sister

many ppl dont seem to have the slightest thought of how it feels when ur sis loves u more than anything else.. i opine that these kind of hardcore jokes are inappropriate especially abt sisters..

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@Sniper

jokes can be any kind.... stfu and 11

yeah, should be mature enough to understand jokes..
in any case its johnny's sis 11

fine then..

why are people so serious.
its nice to have a laugh every now and then

EKSI

saying jokes on anyones sis about any XXX should not be done . because my players visits out clan site..!!

because we are an organized clan, ppl should refrain from publicly posting such explicit content.. who cares abt decency levels?

but decent jokes aren't funny enough

Moral police FTW.

I thgt they only screwing areound in bangalore, seems to have gotten onto internet too

It is posted in the jokes forum FFS.